Lyle's Lovit 
   You've never worked at a hamburger stand 
   Until you go home and wonder 
   Where the hell that pickle went 
   Or Damnit, who put butterscotch in my 
   milkshake? 

   You've never worked at a hamburger stand 
   Until you feel it is your personal right 
   AND obligation to make your own milkshake, 
   Not pay for it, and blame it on your least favorite coworker. 
   "Damnit! Danielle, stop taking shakes! that will be $2.50!" 

   You've never worked at a hamburger stand 
   Until you know the price of a bucket-o-nuggets, 
   Yet you can't seem to remember where the hell 
   the damn shampoo is, and you figure that it won't matter if you smell like bacon
   and armpit, the customers have it coming for bothering you. 

   You've never worked at a hamburger stand 
   Until your friends at school as you what the new sale item is or the price of a
   Canuck burger, and when they don't give you a tip, you spit in their Physics book.
   Ahhh, the good old days.