-Girls: Want Me!- Girls attraction to males, of my peer, is a subject of writing, I do often steer. But not out of understanding do I begin to muse, to instead though relate, to manhood's baffeld crews. Some men are lucky, in their ventures with them, no concern of ours, they find girls on a whim. Others, of my breed, it is sad to say, find no such luck, in mock forplay. To these men like me, I do issue my cry: "Rally boys for mutual help, So we can all be that guy!" Though in our compitition, only blood will come, all advice I do find, is issued from my mum. So ladies of from all corners, my call must be to you, your our last hope, so please ignore the pretty few! Instead though take pity, in those men like me, nerds to the bone, all hinderd geneticly. We are all too lazy to cheat, though we dont oft have the chance, Chivoulrous no doubt! We are knights with silver lance. Brains like ours, are second to none, deepness is now the quantum mechanics of a black hoels disingration. But have nothing to fear, we are mostly nice guys, often though too inept, to whisper sweet nothings and lie. So see the truth, that we are love gods, just waiting to be had, by ladies with hot bods.